The Queen of Rock and Roll is the latest target of online court jesters as rumors that she has passed swept across the internet. To put these rumors to rest, Ms, Turner has commissioned a statement that she is alive and doing well.

The rumor could not have surfaced at a worse time as Ms. Turner joins the world in mourning the death of her longtime friend and fellow artist, Jeff Beck.

No further comment will be made in order to starve this dragon troll and end this nonsense once and for all.